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Actual, frustratingly long entry coming soon. ^_^

Meanwhile, I was curious.. if it's not terminally embarrassing (or even if it is =:) - how did your parents explain How Babies Are Made to you?

In my case, it was my mother who explained that Dad had put a seed inside her. O.o;

Which.. well, no, didn't really explain very much. All I thought of was the racks of seeds in gardening shops, and even I knew that didn't quite seem right. It's not that I was shielded, though - a year or so later, I was reading a children's guide to it all, well illustrated. All seemed rather squishy and icky, so I didn't pay such matters any mind for several years. =:)
 
 
 
 
 
 
I read books constantly, far above my age level. I knew long before they tried to tell me, and then it was just "Right, so it works like (x)?" and my incredibly alarmed parents going "uh yes but don't ever do it".

Oddly, they were unhappy when I announced I was pretty gay and unlikely to ever produce kids. Contradictions.